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is it safe for me to post a selfie

Posted 9 hours ago With 0 notes

i just spent like 15 minutes looking for her selfie

Posted 11 hours ago With 0 notes

almost-never-lively:

the selfie game has been quite strong lately

yAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

almost-never-lively:

the selfie game has been quite strong lately

yAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

Posted 11 hours ago With 691,277 notes

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

Posted 11 hours ago With 118,026 notes

Black people honestly have the most versatile hair known to man

tearsofgoldandcrownoflilies:

september-alsina:

we can straighten it. Puff it up. make it curly. wavy.

we can do anything.

So miss me with that “bad hair” bullshit.

Honestly though, such truth. The same goes for having dark skin. Have you ever actually seen a color that doesn’t make it glow like it’s the sun? No? Alright then.

Posted 11 hours ago With 3,580 notes

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

Posted 11 hours ago With 34,965 notes

bangmelikey0urdrums:

"Would you have sex with Calum Hood?"

Posted 11 hours ago With 4,169 notes

  • 5SOS: we are going to release some new music!!!
  • USA fan: YAY! I can't wait to buy it and listen to it!
  • 5SOS: yeah it's available to everyone, excluding USA.
  • USA fan:
  • 5SOS:
  • USA fan:
  • 5SOS:
  • USA fan: why does this always happen.......
  • 5SOS: sorry😁

Posted 11 hours ago With 1,463 notes

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Posted 11 hours ago With 88,755 notes

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

Posted 11 hours ago With 32,661 notes

micthemicrophone:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

oswald-ears:

duckavenger:

“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”

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“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”

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“He’s so mean all the time!”

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OMG

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HOW

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CAN

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PEOPLE

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HATE

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ON

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DONALD

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DUCK

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Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.

Posted 1 day ago With 43,026 notes

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

Posted 1 day ago With 157,968 notes